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DECEASED - DAY ONE - KILLED BY CONNIE
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Full Name: Bradicious Goatious
From (Hometown): Hell
Gender: male
Ethnicity: American
Traits (Appearance): goat
Reason for coming on the plane: sent away
Brief History (Criminal record, past): murdered an entire town
Anything else: I'm a goat


DAY ONE

The last thing I remembered was being on this plane. I was just lying down and thinking about how I got there from previously destroying my town. When my goat feet first touched the ground it was like a revelation to me. An epiphany.

When my goat feet first touched the ground I couldn't help but say”, How nice this sand feels compared to the fired of hell.”

The island was nice, there were humans scattered all around me. Big humans, small humans, humans of all kinds.

But. No. Goat.

I was the only goat here, the one and only Brad the goat. My father, the Devil isn't giving me a helping hand. I'm pretty sure he's too busy possessing some poor ki-squish squash.

And I just stepped on someone’s sh----.

Help me ISIS wants me

(Wess Harvinger says: I am including you in my story)